Archive for June 2011

 
 

The Hottest BBW Celebrities Working in Hollywood

More and more big beautiful women celebrities shining up popular culture.  This is a positive step for two reasons.  First, it helps to abolish the barbie-doll standard that women think they have to live up to.  Second, it makes me personally happy because nothing makes me happier than watching BBW, online dating BBW, and fucking BBW.
Mostly the fucking :)

Jennifer Hudson

First, her voice makes the hair on my balls tingle. Second, she’s a great actress. Three: her giant boobs and gorgeous face. Plus, she’s only 29, so she’ll probably be hot for another five years or so.

Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks is the Rosetta Stone of BBW. She has suddenly made mainstream America realize that a big beautiful woman is much better than the twiggy women you normally see as sex symbols. I could spend two years on just one of her jugs. Plus, women like her too, because she shows them that they can have curvy hips and still be hot.

Jessica Simpson

People are getting on Jessica Simpson’s back because she’s recently put on some weight. I’d like to get on Jessica Simpson’s front because she’s recently put on weight. I think she’s hotter now with the meat on her bones. I want her to put her meat on my bone. She sings and acts, neither too well, but I still love her!

Serena Williams

I know it’s a bit of a cheat to put Serena on an Entertainment BBW list, but in my defense, she has done some t.v. and commercials. Plus, she’s got perhaps the greatest badonkadonk ass on earth right now. There. I said it. She could literally pick me up over her head – she’s that strong. Amazon beauty – I love you!

Kate Winslet

Poor Kate Winslet got a lot of flack for having some extra pounds as she was acting circles around everyone in Hollywood. I never knew why it was a bad thing! She is fucking hot! When she disrobes in Titanic so Leo can draw her, I usually have to break out the Kleenex. Not because I’m crying.

Anywho, just a quick list that shows that Hollywood is slowly recognizing that BBW are hot pieces of ass! Hopefully the trend continues!

First Date Suggestions When Dating BBW

Online dating is the perfect way of finding plenty of BBW for sex.  However, first dates can be hard to think up.

So, here are six first date suggestions, all of which I have loved.  They are in three sections, depending on the dough you have to throw around.

Freebies

1- Picnic
The picnic works in many ways.  First, it’s nice and easy.  Some crackers and cheese, a big bottle of wine, and a blanket.  Second, if you need some privacy because things are getting hot, you can find some bushes to hide behind.

2- Beach
She’s swimming.  She’s in her wet bathing suit.  You have a front row seat.  Plus, if she ends up not being a connection for you, you can watch all the other BBW walking by in their wet bathing suits.  Always nice to have a backup.

50-75 Bucks

1- Stand-up Comedy Club
Drinks and laughs are make women feel at ease with you, when you’ve moved beyond internet dating.  Another good thing about it: you see if she has a good sense of humor.  Also, it’s fun to watch her boobs bounce when she’s laughing.

2- Amusement Parks
Take her up on roller coasters.  She’ll want to get close.  Take her through the Love Canal.  Get cozy.  Win her a stuffed bear at the milk bottle challenge.  When you take her home and start kissing – she’ll taste like cotton candy.  Yum!

Gold Card

1 – Concert
Find out what sort of music or stage-show she’s into.  Get good seats and surprise her.  When the lights go down, give her a kiss.  Hopefully you like whatever show you’ve brought her to, otherwise it can be a long night.

2- Hot-air Balloon Ride
Floating above your city is very romantic.  Private too.  If things get sexy, you know no one will be watching.  Make sure she isn’t afraid of heights though, otherwise you might be going up by yourself.

The most important thing to remember is this: whatever you do, remember: dating should be fun!  Relax and have a good time!

Tips and Tricks to Finding Quality Big Beautiful Women When Online Dating

Finding your voice when you’re online dating can be tough at first.  A lot of guys are overwhelmed by it.  Here are some ways to avoid common problems, and increase your chances for making some quality connections.

1. Don’t worry about your appearance.  So many great men shy away from contacting a big beautiful woman because they’re not as in shape as they could be.  It’s your personality that ultimately matters.  Have confidence in yourself – that’s what is most attractive.

2. Lose the attitude.  If you act arrogant or mean, it’s a turn off – it’s not impressive.  What’s impressive is someone who inspires you by being real.

3. Seize the day!  If you see someone that catches your eye, contact them.  Who knows if they’ll still be online tomorrow, or in an hour.  Say hi right away!  You’re there seeking BBW…so do it!

4. Cast a wide net.  There are plenty of ladies out there.  Flirt with everyone you find attractive.  The more women you try internet dating, the greater the odds you’ll find someone with quality.  Hell, maybe you’ll find ten.

5. No pickup lines.  Have something to say.  Talk about what interests you.  If you like seeing live music, tell her.  There’s nothing like honesty to turn someone on.

6. Don’t fall in love on day one.  A little hard to get drives women crazy.

7. Keep practicing.  No one is born a playa.  The more women you talk to, the better you’ll get at it.  Eventually no one will be able to resist, and you’ll be able to pick any or all the ones you want.