More and more big beautiful women celebrities shining up popular culture. This is a positive step for two reasons. First, it helps to abolish the barbie-doll standard that women think they have to live up to. Second, it makes me personally happy because nothing makes me happier than watching BBW, online dating BBW, and fucking BBW.
Mostly the fucking
First, her voice makes the hair on my balls tingle. Second, she’s a great actress. Three: her giant boobs and gorgeous face. Plus, she’s only 29, so she’ll probably be hot for another five years or so.
Christina Hendricks is the Rosetta Stone of BBW. She has suddenly made mainstream America realize that a big beautiful woman is much better than the twiggy women you normally see as sex symbols. I could spend two years on just one of her jugs. Plus, women like her too, because she shows them that they can have curvy hips and still be hot.
People are getting on Jessica Simpson’s back because she’s recently put on some weight. I’d like to get on Jessica Simpson’s front because she’s recently put on weight. I think she’s hotter now with the meat on her bones. I want her to put her meat on my bone. She sings and acts, neither too well, but I still love her!
I know it’s a bit of a cheat to put Serena on an Entertainment BBW list, but in my defense, she has done some t.v. and commercials. Plus, she’s got perhaps the greatest badonkadonk ass on earth right now. There. I said it. She could literally pick me up over her head – she’s that strong. Amazon beauty – I love you!
Poor Kate Winslet got a lot of flack for having some extra pounds as she was acting circles around everyone in Hollywood. I never knew why it was a bad thing! She is fucking hot! When she disrobes in Titanic so Leo can draw her, I usually have to break out the Kleenex. Not because I’m crying.
Anywho, just a quick list that shows that Hollywood is slowly recognizing that BBW are hot pieces of ass! Hopefully the trend continues!