Wizard of Awesome

I was online surfing for big beautiful women to date.  I stumbled across a young woman named Dorothy.  She had just moved from the midwest, and was looking to meet and date new people.  She was gorgeous.  Beautiful face.  She and I started e-chatting, and getting to know one another.  We started to flirt really quickly, and decided we wanted to get together for an afternoon date the next day.  Before I knew it, we were together in a mall food court.  She was ordering some Orange Julius and I was getting some caramel corn at Kernels.

Next thing I know, we’re walking through the mall, trying to find which way to get back to her car.  She wants to go home, but we can’t figure out which way to go.  And there’s a wicked and mean mall security guard lady who’s after us because she thinks we shoplifted something.  Frustrated, we realize we have to find the Information Desk.  We go through many adventures trying to get to the Information Desk.
Finally we make it.  The information guy tells us we had the power to find the car all along.  All we had to do was check the mall maps which were all over the place.  He points us towards the parking lot…and I wake up.

A dream?!

Yes.  I fell asleep watching the Wizard of Oz, and surfing for BBW dating sites, and I guess they got mixed in my dream.  Fucked up!

The weird thing is, when I went online this morning, there was a woman named Dorothy who had messaged me.  Weird!